You know you listen to too much Judas Priest when....
1) You go through withdrawals between tours.
2) You go through withdrawals between albums
3) You go through withdrawals between songs
4) Your wedding song is one of the following; Love Bites, Turbo Lover, Hot for Love, Evil Fantasies, Eat Me Alive
5) You own a Harley and you don’t even know how to ride one
6) You spend hours just standing on your Harley, posing
7) You build a make shift stage in your backyard so you can ride out on your Harley, just like Rob
8) While riding out onto your make shift stage, your knocked off your Harley by the “stairs”, lost under a sea of fog and dry ice, and aren’t found until Glenn Tipton steps on you
9) You whip your Harley
10) You lick your guitar
11) You lick your Harley
12) You think a set of handcuffs compliments any outfit
13) You have an ever growing collection of whips and chains
14) You own several riding crops and you don’t own, nor do you know how to ride a horse
15) Leather is for all occasions
16) You sing Judas Priest songs while in the shower
17) You have a Judas Priest shrine in your house
18) Your house is your Judas Priest shrine
19) You own a black, leather police hat
20) You actually wear it
21) The names you have picked out for your unborn child are as follows; Robert, Glenn, Kenneth, Ian, or Scott
22) You have a daughter, so you name her one of the following; Kathleen, Katherine, Karen, or Kara so you can call her KK
23) WWHD (What Would Halford Do?)
24) You own several pairs of red leather pants because you want to be cool like Glenn
25) You accessories with metal studs
26) You’ve wallpapered your room with printouts of any Judas Priest photo you could find on the web
27) When you go to the bank, you don’t just walk in like everyone else, you burst through those doors, singing Breaking the Law at the top of your lungs
28) You’ve been banned from all the banks within your area because the employees are afraid of you
29) You join your local gym, not so you can work out, but so you can reenact the music video, Hot Rockin
30) Too much Judas Priest?!?! There’s no such thing as too much Judas Priest!!!!!!
31) You’ve gone to every arcade in search of the Freewheel Burning video game that you saw in the music video because you want to play the car that Rob drives
32) You become infuriated when you’re told that the Freewheel Burning video game doesn’t exist
33) You get a speeding ticket every time you play the song Freewheel Burning while in your car
34) While lost in Harlem, you roll down your car windows and blast Freewheel Burning. (Yeah, I did this, and got some weird looks for it too
35) You are told by your significant other that you chant Priest! Priest! Priest! in your sleep.
36) Subconsciously you hold your hands in the metal/devil horns position
37) You wanna go, You wanna go You wanna go HOT ROCKIN!!!!!!
38) You end up in the ER because you decided to set your leather boots on fire
39) You have at least one Judas Priest album on hand at all times
40) You and the owner of the local SnM shop are on a first name basis
41) You land yourself in the emergency room with a ruptured lung because you were trying to perfect the Halford scream
42) You blast Heading Out to the Highway every time you are on a freeway entrance ramp
43) You take bets on who will win the drag race between Glenn and KK in the Heading Out to the Highway video even though you’ve seen it a hundred times
44) You’re a Rocka Rolla woman
45) You’re a Rocka Rolla man
46) You own several flying V guitars and you don’t even know how to play
47) You spend hours in front of the mirror posing with your flying V guitar
48) You practice Rob Halford’s moves from the Turbo Lover video
49) You march around the house doing Rob Halford’s Metal God’s walk
50) You enjoy blowing the heads off of mannequins just to watch their pants fall down
51) While vacationing in England, most people visit such historic places like London and Stratford Upon Avon. You, on the other hand, visit the Midlands and Birmingham, and take tours of the steel mills because you feel this will bring you closer to the Metal Gods
52) You’ve Got Another Thing Coming
53) You think white bunny rabbits are very metal
54) You insist that your nick name is Skull
55) Everyone knows to keep the fire extinguishers well away from you
56) You actually consider getting dragons tattooed all over your body
57) You’ve gone out and bought every book on Nostradamus you could lay your hands on
58) You’ve searched through all those Nostradamus books, trying to find out if Nostradamus foresaw that Judas Priest would write a Heavy Metal/Opera concept album depicting his life.
59) You’ve got a question, “Are you high? AAAAAHHHHHHHHAAA!!!!! We can take you higher!”
60) From Desert Plains you bring love
61) You find deep, hidden meaning in the music video, Don’t Go
62) You’ve been Beyond the Realms of Death
63) You’re the best damn cardboard guitar player in you neighborhood
64) You get a job as a bank security guard in the hopes that the boys from Judas Priest will pay you a visit
65) You get thrown out of the church choir for singing Saints in Hell
66) You form a band and call it The Flying Hats in honor of Glenn
67) You’re just a Killing Machine
68) When faced with a tough problem you bust out with “I’ll face you under blood red skies” to get yourself pumped.
69) You carry Twinkies with you in case you need to distract a sumo wrestler like guard
70) You’ve spent hours in front of a mirror perfecting the Halford pout
71) You made a Deal With the Devil
72) You own and wear a shirt with “I was whipped by Rob Halford” printed on the front
73) You wish it was true
74) You’ve lost hours of your life over on Halford’s Metal God Forum, The Quorum (aka the Q)
75) You look for the Last Rose of Summer in your garden
76) You’re going to Rock All Around the World
77) You are primed and ready on a Sunday
78) You know every line, every word to every Judas Priest song forwards and backwards
79) You can relate any subject, however random, to Judas Priest
80) Metal is your religion, Judas is your Priest, and Rob Halford is the Metal God! (This one isn’t mine; this one is Madienhell’s signature over on the Q, but it was too good to pass up. Hope she doesn’t mind.)
81) You’ve actually passed out trying to sing Pain Killer
82) You send Rob, KK, Ian, and Dave angry letters, demanding to know why they shot at poor Glenn in the Don’t Go video
83) When you meet the band, you run and give Glenn a hug and glare angrily at the rest of JP for shooting at your Glenn
84) You watch the night skies for Starbreaker, in the hopes that he will take you with him
85) You know what you are, you’re Berlin
86) You name your pet dog, The Metallian
87) Family and friends refer to you as The Devil’s Child
88) You have listened to Nostradamus all day, everyday, since its release
89) You name your pet bird, The Hellion
90) You tell everyone to place themselves in your hands, so their voices can be heard, and together you will take on all the world.
91) You write the members of Judas Priest, demanding to know why Ian in the Don’t Go video got a door that opened up onto a sheer drop. “KK got girls, Glenn got an action sequence, all Ian got was a door to no where, WTF!”
92) You’ve been trying, there’s no denying
93) You’ve been escorted out of more banks than you can count for standing in front of their security cameras, clutching a copy of British Steel on vinyl and screaming, “YOU DON”T KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE!!!!!!!”
94) You’ve been arrested numerous times for breaking into bank vaults because you wanted to see if they kept a copy if British Steel locked up there.
95) You actually sat down and thought up this silly list
96) You actually took the time to read all of this
97) You actually got all of this